That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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