Midget sex pt 2 tonight
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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