He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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