its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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