ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
