i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
We're not piercing ourselves today.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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