What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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