I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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