I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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