i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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