so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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