Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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