No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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