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Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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