Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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