69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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