ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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