I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I touched a dick in church today
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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