And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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