Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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