Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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