I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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