If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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