took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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