She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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