he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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