he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I need to wash the frat house off of me
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
