this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
40s are totally the cure
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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