I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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