You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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