Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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