Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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