all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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