Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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