it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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