Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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