You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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