apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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