It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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