Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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