There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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