I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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