Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
4 words: hood of his car
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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