i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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