I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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