people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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