she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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