Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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