dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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