some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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