There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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